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JAM IT GAMING

A subsidiary of CTL Team 6

JaM iT Gaming is a for-fun Starcraft 2 gaming team largely populated by a number of bodybuilders, trophy spouses, and the occasional politician.

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Interested in becoming a part of JaM iT? Contact captains Blitzd#3196, Teejhan#1194 or Trethris#7150 on Discord!

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THE ROSTER

Notable Players Competing Under the JaM iT Gaming Banner

BILLY BOB 'BLITZ' THORNTON

Beleaguered Team Captain; Moonlights on ladder as a Protoss

Our fearless leader is still in rehab from a life-changing addiction to cannon rushing.

BAM BAM 'TRETHIS' BIGELOW

Racially Confused (and Completely Unapologetic) Assistant Captain

Only after consulting his almanac, reading goat entrails and rolling dice does Trethis commit to a race selection.

SNOOP 'TEEJHAN' DOG

Guns and Drugs Lovin' Assistant Captain

Terran practitioner of violent assaults on unsuspecting worker lines; occasionally announces presence prior.

TRUSTIN 'REI' JUDEAU

Evil Prime Minister Doppelganger and Protoss All-In Specialist

When not beating his political opposition in a boxing ring, he's often found proxying their naturals with all sorts of Protoss evil.

VESP A. 'VESPASIAN' SIAN

Lactose intolerant Terran

Ineptly put together game plans and poor execution are his calling cards.

JEAN-CLAUDE 'CAREAGAIN' VAN DAMME

An unholy amalgamation of sexiness and high-level Zerg play

Players are often distracted by his finely chiseled abs, and fail to see the ravagers bursting down their wall.

JAMES 'SICKJAMES' EARL JONES

Everyone's Favourite Half-Man, Half-Machine Terror

Currently embracing the dark side wholeheartedly as a dirt-loving Protoss with incredible CPM (cannons per minute).

Catch him at https://www.twitch.tv/slckjames!

HAFTHOR 'ACHILLES' BJORNSSON

Former Strongest Man in the World, HBO Villain, and Incredibly Kind Zerg

Known for trying to resolve hostilities in ladder games through peaceful negotiation. His favourite pastime is taking leisurely strolls over to his opponent's mineral lines (just to borrow a few minerals or stray units, albeit not before asking politely, inquire about the weather, and be on his way before it gets too late in the day).

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